Dummer - Like Nothing Else / A Hummer Satire
The Dummer project might give you the impression that I don't like Hummers. You'd be right.
The project was well received by The New York Times and very poorly by someone who felt sending me hate mail was a good idea. It was — I loved it.
Other Hummer satires include fuh2.com — there's some hope for us all.
The World's Most Popular Questions
What are the world's most popular questions? After all, what we know defines us as much as what we ask. So, let's look at who we are.
Using Google's autocomplete feature, which suggests the most similar searches to the one you have entered, I maintain a real-time compilation of the most common questions asked by millions of worldwide internet users.
This project (a) yields insight into the zeitgeist and (b) scares me. My reason for fright are questions such as these:
General Issues
How do people do extreme couponing?
Why can't I hold all these limes?
Why do I always feel like murdering everyone?
What's up with the World
Is the world really flat?
is the world being controlled by aliens?
Limits & Desires
What happens if I make a formal commitment to Satan?
Love & Heart
Why is my boyfriend so insecure?
Why is my girlfriend so emotional?
Health
My head is full of pretty lumps.
Pain & Suffering
my elbow is dark and dry
why do I continue to hit myself with a hammer?
when does my head stop growing?
Sizes & Extremes
Who is the most powerful Jedi?
Where is the hardest part of your head?
Religion & Faith
Can Jesus microwave a burrito?
Can I pray with my eyes open?
Should I pray for a husband?
Neologisms - New Words, Much Needed
I like words. The pleasure of effectively using acerebral and defenestrate in the same sentence cannot be understated.
On occassion I found myself in a situation where no word fit, existing or that I know about. Instead of rushing to the dictionary, I decided to make up my own, such as inconversible (a statement without a logical converse), mystific (unexplainably wonderful), postpetizer (course ordered after dessert), prenopsis (a summary of something formulated before it was experienced), suscitate (breathe life into, for the first time), and others.
The current list of my neologisms is circos plot, compure, culturally inconversible, dependers, ee spammings, existangsty, fezday, hilbertonian, hive panel, hive plot, inconversible, metaomome, mystific, naytheism, naytheist, nes, neuroterror, neuroterrorism, newgrade, noward, nonposter, oldgrade, omome, omeomics, omicsophy, over, piddle, port knocking, postpetizer, pregratulate, prekfast, prenopsis, prepetizer, quinty, ratio hive, spammings, suscitate, unappropriate .
HDTR: High Dynamic Time Range Photography - Visualizing the Flow of Time
The HDTR method is a new approach to depicting the passage of time. High Dynamic Time Range (HDTR) images and are a composite of many photos taken over a long period of time, such as a day or even longer. Each part of the HDTR image is sampled from a different photo, either by column or row.
For example, the left part of the HDTR image might show the scene from 7am and the very right from 8pm, capturing the variation in light across an entire day.
Annals of Oncology cover
My cover design on the 1 September 2022 Annals of Oncology issue shows 570 individual cases of difficult-to-treat cancers. Each case shows the number and type of actionable genomic alterations that were detected and the length of therapies that resulted from the analysis.
Pleasance E et al. Whole-genome and transcriptome analysis enhances precision cancer treatment options (2022) Annals of Oncology 33:939–949.
Browse my gallery of cover designs.
Survival analysis—time-to-event data and censoring
Love's the only engine of survival. —L. Cohen
We begin a series on survival analysis in the context of its two key complications: skew (which calls for the use of probability distributions, such as the Weibull, that can accomodate skew) and censoring (required because we almost always fail to observe the event in question for all subjects).
We discuss right, left and interval censoring and how mishandling censoring can lead to bias and loss of sensitivity in tests that probe for differences in survival times.
Dey, T., Lipsitz, S.R., Cooper, Z., Trinh, Q., Krzywinski, M & Altman, N. (2022) Points of significance: Survival analysis—time-to-event data and censoring. Nature Methods 19:906–908.
3,117,275,501 Bases, 0 Gaps
See How Scientists Put Together the Complete Human Genome.
My graphic in Scientific American's Graphic Science section in the August 2022 issue shows the full history of the human genome assembly — from its humble shotgun beginnings to the gapless telomere-to-telomere assembly.
Read about the process and methods behind the creation of the graphic.
See all my Scientific American Graphic Science visualizations.
Anatomy of SARS-Cov-2
My poster showing the genome structure and position of mutations on all SARS-CoV-2 variants appears in the March/April 2022 issue of American Scientist.
An accompanying piece breaks down the anatomy of each genome — by gene and ORF, oriented to emphasize relative differences that are caused by mutations.
Cancer Cell cover
My cover design on the 11 April 2022 Cancer Cell issue depicts depicts cellular heterogeneity as a kaleidoscope generated from immunofluorescence staining of the glial and neuronal markers MBP and NeuN (respectively) in a GBM patient-derived explant.
LeBlanc VG et al. Single-cell landscapes of primary glioblastomas and matched explants and cell lines show variable retention of inter- and intratumor heterogeneity (2022) Cancer Cell 40:379–392.E9.
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Nature Biotechnology cover
My cover design on the 4 April 2022 Nature Biotechnology issue is an impression of a phylogenetic tree of over 200 million sequences.
Konno N et al. Deep distributed computing to reconstruct extremely large lineage trees (2022) Nature Biotechnology 40:566–575.
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