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The world is in trouble

Here are just a few of the important questions people are asking. Yes, it has come to this.

Questions like "Why can't I sell my kidney?" and "How can I keep from singing?" shake my faith. Deeply.

Zeitgeist Sampling

General Issues

How could I ask for more?

How do people do extreme couponing?

How can I sell my soul?

Who can I sue?

Why can't I hold all these limes?

Why can't I sell my kidney?

Why don't people like me?

Why do people hear voices in their head?

Why do I always feel like murdering everyone?

Why do I never see baby pigeons?

I don't understand how Lost ended.

I don't understand where I went wrong.

What's up with the World

Is the world really flat?

is the world being controlled by aliens?

Has the world gone mad or is it me?

What in the world is god doing?

How in the world can a poor man eat?

Who in the world am I, ah that's the great puzzle.

Will the world be a better place without religion?

What do people see when they close their eyes?

Why do I always see the same time on the clock?

Limits & Desires

I need to poop.

Why can't I make myself vomit?

Where can I find Chuck Norris?

What happens if I make a formal commitment to Satan?

Love & Heart

What is my husband doing online?

Is my wife right?

Will my girlfriend get fat?

How can my son get out of a gang?

Why isn't my girlfriend affectionate?

Why is my boyfriend so insecure?

Why is my girlfriend so emotional?

Why isn't my boyfriend romantic?


Can money make me happy?

How do I finance an engagement ring?

How do I cheat at poker?

Career & Education

Is my job redundant?

Is my boss reading my email?

Can my job be given to someone else?

Should I study or sleep?


Is my doctor useless?

Is my body hair normal?

My head is full of pretty lumps.

How do I heal a broken heart?

Why is my poop green?

Sizes & Extremes

What is the smallest unit of life?

What was the most common form of sacrifice in Aztec society?

Who is the most powerful Jedi?

Where is the hardest part of your head?

Religion & Faith

What will heaven be like?

Is faith a gift from god?

Is god an alien?

Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

Can I pray with my eyes open?

Should I pray for a husband?

World's Most Popular Questions — Today's Zeitgeist

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Man's Earliest (and Toughest) Questions

Even before we explored outside our caves, mankind has been plagued by unanswerable questions.

How do I heal a broken heart?  ·  Why do I never see baby pigeons?  ·  I don't understand how Lost ended

What we know defines us as much as what we ask. Let's look at who we are.

Modern Look at Questions, Old Yet Ever New

Using Google's autocomplete feature, which suggests the most similar searches to the one you have entered, you can discover a great deal about what kind of Google searches people perform.

This process yields insight into the zeitgeist of thoughts, interests and problems of the population.

Specifically, if you apply the autocomplete to words that start a question, you can discover the most popular questions of the time. Systematically constructing a question, term by term, can reveal very entertaining, if alarming, patterns.

To visualize a comparison between suggestions for two terms, use Web Seer.

Questions and Statements

While most of the phrases listed here are questions, some are statements (see Limits & Desires, e.g. I need to vent.).


Below are combinations of the terms why can't I and how can I with the words make, have, buy and sell.

What are people looking to sell? What do people want to have, but can't? Autocomplete suggests an answer, in the form of a question!

why can't i
make have buy sell

why can't i…



get pregnant

why can't i

lose weight

get a girlfriend

download itunes

get a job



why can't i make…


a new folder

myself throw up




any friends

up my mind

eye contact

a minecraft server

why can't i have…



a castle


a bowel movement


a boyfriend



why can't i buy…


anything on steam


gems on clash of clans


an iphone 6

anything on steam market


dragon's teeth

packs on ncaa 14

why can't i sell…

my adder

on ebay

my car

my zentorno

my car in gta 5

my car in gta

tf2 items

my car in gta online

my house

my elegy

retrieved on 02-10-2014 from Google
how can i
make have buy sell

how can i…

keep from singing

make money

lose weight fast

lose weight

make money from home

find my iphone

ease the pain

last longer in bed

how can i make…


money from home

money online

my butt bigger

my computer faster

my facebook private

my water break

my hair grow

my internet faster


how can i have…


more energy

a miscarriage

a boy

a miscarriage at home

a baby

a girl

2 instagram accounts


twins naturally

how can i buy…


a house with bad credit

a house

alibaba ipo


a monkey

a star

a house with no money down

apple stock


how can i sell…

my car

my eggs

my kidney

my timeshare

my hair

my house fast

on amazon

my soul

my testicle

on ebay

retrieved on 02-10-2014 from Google
why is my
life body boyfriend girlfriend

why is my…

poop green

eye twitching

internet so slow

period late

hair falling out

tongue white

computer so slow

mac so slow

printer offline

pool cloudy

why is my life…

so hard

so bad

so boring

falling apart


so sad

like this

so empty

a mess

such a mess

why is my body…



so itchy

so tired

so hot

so sore

always sore

always cold

always warm


why is my boyfriend…

ignoring me

so mean to me

so jealous

so cute

acting distant

a jerk


so controlling

so boring

so hot

why is my girlfriend…

so jealous

so clingy

mean to me

always tired

so fat

so insecure

being distant

mad at me

so moody

so selfish

retrieved on 02-10-2014 from Google
why isn't my
life body boyfriend girlfriend

why isn't my…

iphone charging

imessage working

wifi working

facetime working

hair growing

iphone turning on

phone charging

iphone connecting to wifi

iphone ringing

internet working

why isn't my life…

like a movie

going anywhere

working out

like a situation comedy


my life is not working

my life isn't exciting

my life isn't interesting

my life isn't moving forward

my life isn't getting better

why isn't my body…

absorbing vitamin b12



burning fat

absorbing water

producing enough progesterone

absorbing vitamin d

absorbing iron

losing weight

going into labor

why isn't my boyfriend…

talking to me

sexually attracted to me

texting me


texting me back

calling me



attracted to me anymore

sleeping with me

why isn't my girlfriend…

talking to me


getting pregnant

ever in the mood

texting back

getting her period

texting me back

getting wet

my girlfriend isn't sexually attracted to me

pregnant yet

retrieved on 02-10-2014 from Google
I don't understand
the why how who where

I don't understand…

i don't understand

in spanish



the leftovers

in french

the movie enemy

the ice bucket challenge

in german

I don't understand the…


movie enemy

ice bucket challenge


question and i won't respond to it


world cup

ending of lost


ending of edge of tomorrow

I don't understand why…

i don't understand why

i sleep all day

in spanish

he loves me

he likes me

you like me

im here

im sad

i was born

im alive

I don't understand how…

i don't understand how

to kiss

to dance

to make out

the world cup works

twitter works

icloud works

i feel

you're number one

to use snapchat

I don't understand who…

i am

i don't understand that reference

i don't understand that's what she said jokes

i don't understand

i don't understand dr who

I don't understand where…

i'm sorry all of this is coming from

retrieved on 02-10-2014 from Google
I think
I you he she people everybody

I think…

therefore i am

we're alone now

i wanna marry you

i'm turning japanese

i love you

im pregnant

i love my wife

i found my berries

I think I…

wanna marry you

I think i'm turning japanese

love you

I think im pregnant

love my wife

found my berries

I think i'm fallin for you

I think it's going to rain today

I think you…

i think you're swell

i think your crazy


i think you're a contra

i think you're really cool vine

i think your a nazi

I think he…

likes me

loves me

i think he's cheating

i think he's the one

took his wallet

i think he's gay

hates me

likes me quiz

has a girlfriend

i think he's mad at me

I think she…

likes me



i think she's the one

i think she's hungry wow

knows interlude


hates me

I think people…

I think everybody…

should like everybody

i think everybody's weird

i think everyone hates me

i think everyone is gay

i think everyone likes me

i think everyone's out to get me

i think everyone is trying to kill me

i think everyone is judging me

i think everyone talks about me

i think everyone is fake

retrieved on 02-10-2014 from Google

me as a keyword list

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