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The world is in trouble
Here are just a few of the important questions people are asking. Yes, it has come to this.
Questions like "Why can't I sell my kidney?" and "How can I keep from singing?" shake my faith. Deeply.
Zeitgeist Sampling
General Issues
How could I ask for more?
How do people do extreme couponing?
How can I sell my soul?
Who can I sue?
Why can't I hold all these limes?
Why can't I sell my kidney?
Why don't people like me?
Why do people hear voices in their head?
Why do I always feel like murdering everyone?
Why do I never see baby pigeons?
I don't understand how Lost ended.
I don't understand where I went wrong.
What's up with the World
Is the world really flat?
is the world being controlled by aliens?
Has the world gone mad or is it me?
What in the world is god doing?
How in the world can a poor man eat?
Who in the world am I, ah that's the great puzzle.
Will the world be a better place without religion?
What do people see when they close their eyes?
Why do I always see the same time on the clock?
Limits & Desires
I need to poop.
Why can't I make myself vomit?
Where can I find Chuck Norris?
What happens if I make a formal commitment to Satan?
Love & Heart
What is my husband doing online?
Is my wife right?
Will my girlfriend get fat?
How can my son get out of a gang?
Why isn't my girlfriend affectionate?
Why is my boyfriend so insecure?
Why is my girlfriend so emotional?
Why isn't my boyfriend romantic?
Money
Can money make me happy?
How do I finance an engagement ring?
How do I cheat at poker?
Career & Education
Is my job redundant?
Is my boss reading my email?
Can my job be given to someone else?
Should I study or sleep?
Health
Is my doctor useless?
Is my body hair normal?
My head is full of pretty lumps.
How do I heal a broken heart?
Why is my poop green?
Sizes & Extremes
What is the smallest unit of life?
What was the most common form of sacrifice in Aztec society?
Who is the most powerful Jedi?
Where is the hardest part of your head?
Religion & Faith
What will heaven be like?
Is faith a gift from god?
Is god an alien?
Can Jesus microwave a burrito?
Can I pray with my eyes open?
Should I pray for a husband?
World's Most Popular Questions — Today's Zeitgeist
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Man's Earliest (and Toughest) Questions
Even before we explored outside our caves, mankind has been plagued by unanswerable questions.
How do I heal a broken heart? · Why do I never see baby pigeons? · I don't understand how Lost ended
What we know defines us as much as what we ask. Let's look at who we are.
Modern Look at Questions, Old Yet Ever New
Using Google's autocomplete feature, which suggests the most similar searches to the one you have entered, you can discover a great deal about what kind of Google searches people perform.
This process yields insight into the zeitgeist of thoughts, interests and problems of the population.
Specifically, if you apply the autocomplete to words that start a question, you can discover the most popular questions of the time. Systematically constructing a question, term by term, can reveal very entertaining, if alarming, patterns.
To visualize a comparison between suggestions for two terms, use Web Seer.
Questions and Statements
While most of the phrases listed here are questions, some are statements (see Limits & Desires, e.g. I need to vent.).
Example
Below are combinations of the terms why can't I and how can I with the words make, have, buy and sell.
What are people looking to sell? What do people want to have, but can't? Autocomplete suggests an answer, in the form of a question!
| why can't i | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| make | have | buy | sell |
why can't i… sleep poop lose weight download flappy bird get pregnant why can't i download itunes cry get a boner get a job |
why can't i make… friends a new folder myself throw up a crusader a decision money calls on my phone eye contact google my homepage a saddle in minecraft |
why can't i have… sex you a baby fun a slice of that pie nice things grapefruit with latuda a bowel movement a boyfriend |
why can't i buy… minecraft dragonblade riven flappy bird rp fallout on steam kindle books on ipad a ps4 gems on clash of clans anything on itunes buy |
why can't i sell… flappy bird on ebay my adder on ebay sell my house my tf2 items my car in gta 5 on amazon my stock units in brave frontier |
| retrieved on 23-04-2014 from Google | ||||
| how can i | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| make | have | buy | sell |
how can i… keep from singing make money get taller not future gain weight not future download lose weight keep from singing chords lose weight fast |
how can i make… money money online money from home extra money more money my boobs bigger my computer faster money today myself throw up a difference |
how can i have… twins a miscarriage more energy two instagram accounts a girl a baby a lucid dream a boy my baby early an abortion |
how can i buy… bitcoins stock a house a house with bad credit google glass gold a star dogecoin penny stocks a monkey |
how can i sell… my car on amazon my eggs my soul my soul to the devil my hair on ebay my phone with flappy bird my kidney my house fast |
| retrieved on 23-04-2014 from Google | ||||
| why is my | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| life | body | boyfriend | girlfriend |
why is my… internet so slow poop green eye twitching computer so slow printer offline iphone so slow period late mac so slow dog shaking dog throwing up |
why is my life… so hard so bad lifeproof case screen bubble so difficult so messed up boring so horrible so boring so good so terrible |
why is my body… sore shaking so itchy temperature low aching so sore always warm so hot always hot so cold |
why is my boyfriend… so cute ignoring me so stupid so annoying so hot so jealous gay a jerk so clingy so boring |
why is my girlfriend… so mean to me so emotional so weird so insecure so fat insecure always tired acting distant jealous so cold |
| retrieved on 23-04-2014 from Google | ||||
| why isn't my | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| life | body | boyfriend | girlfriend |
why isn't my… iphone charging iphone 5 charging imessage working wifi working snapchat working phone charging hair growing iphone turning on iphone syncing internet working |
why isn't my life… going anywhere better like a movie my life is not working my life isn't exciting my life isn't moving forward like a situation comedy my life isn't getting better my life isn't perfect like skins |
why isn't my body… absorbing nutrients burning fat growing absorbing iron absorbing vitamin d developing digesting food toning absorbing water retaining water |
why isn't my boyfriend… texting me sexually attracted to me talking to me romantic anymore texting me back romantic calling me ever in the mood jealous attracted to me |
why isn't my girlfriend… texting me sexually attracted to me affectionate getting her period texting me back getting pregnant my girlfriend isn't talking to me getting wet ever in the mood pregnant yet |
| retrieved on 23-04-2014 from Google | ||||
| I don't understand | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| the | why | how | who | where |
I don't understand… i don't understand in spanish vine meme gif in french shirt in japanese t shirt |
I don't understand the… question and i won't respond to it bible movie enemy ending of lost taco bell commercial ending of american psycho movie her world shining doge meme |
I don't understand why… i don't understand why i sleep all day i owe taxes he likes me he loves me alice left wonderland destiny i get off on you |
I don't understand how… i don't understand how to use reddit to kiss to use twitter to play 2048 you're number one i feel icloud works |
I don't understand who… i don't understand who's afraid of virginia woolf i am i don't understand that reference i don't understand that's what she said jokes i don't understand i don't understand dr who i don't understand i know who killed me |
I don't understand where… the wild things are you got this idea sorry all this is coming from i fit in barry michael i'm sorry all of this is coming from i'm sorry all of this i'm sorry this is coming from |
| retrieved on 23-04-2014 from Google | |||||
| I think | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| I | you | he | she | people | everybody |
I think… therefore i am we're alone now i love my wife i love you i wanna marry you i'm turning japanese about you im pregnant |
I think I… love my wife love you wanna marry you I think i'm turning japanese I think im pregnant I think i'm fallin for you love you better now I think it's going to rain today |
I think you… i think you're swell i think your crazy freaky i think your a nazi i think you're wonderful i think you're cute are just write printable i think you're swell chords i think you're a contra meaning |
I think he… likes me loves me i think he's cheating took his wallet i think he's the one likes me quiz hates me i think he's losing interest in me knows i like him i think he's gay |
I think she… likes me i think she's special childish gambino hung the moon beer knows foreign ready i think she's the one |
I think people… |
I think everybody… should like everybody i think everybody's weird i think everyone hates me i think everybody's nuts johnny depp is laughing at me who falls in love is a freak i think everybody's after me |
| retrieved on 23-04-2014 from Google | ||||||