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Drive, driven. Gave, given.YelloGive me a number of games.more quotes

satire: fun


In Silico Flurries: Computing a world of snow. Scientific American. 23 December 2017


fun + amusement

Dummer — Like Nothing Else


The Hummer font is a slightly modified Antique Olive Nord. The Like Nothing Else tag line is Trade Gothic. Both have character widths increased to 110-120% and individually adjusted kerning. Get the Illustrator CS5 file for both logos.

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Hummer logo. (EPS, PNG)
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Dummer logo. (EPS, PNG)
Download high-resolution images.

This project might give you the impression that I don't like Hummers. You'd be right.

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It could be worse. But not by much. (zoom)
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It could be worse. But not by much. (zoom)
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It could be worse. But not by much. (zoom)

update

The Maurauder. Over 25,000 lb — five times what an H3 weighs. Enough said.

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There is always someone with a bigger one. (Manufacturer's page.)

Dummer - Like Nothing Else

Hummers are a cultural equivalent of a toxic warning label and have the same effect on me as bug spray on mosquitoes.

I am not the first one to satirize this automotive aberration, so there's some hope.

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Dummer. Like Nothing Else. (New York Times — Laugh Lines)

GM's advertisement images require no modification for the satire, which makes it all that much better.

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Dumb and Dumber. (New York Times — Laugh Lines)

I could have just as well used the Lincoln Navigator or Cadillac Escalade, but they don't embody the superlative like the Hummer.

The Hummer brand proved itself to be aesthetically, rationally and economically unsustainable and collapsed after a failed attempt to sell it to China. There continues to be a robust market for used Hummers. Let the farce continue.

I'm hated

It delights me that this project produced my first hate mail.

I want to meet Doug and give him a hug for adding another dimension to this project.

I'm loved

The images got picked up by the New York Times laughlines blog, which drew a couple of fan mails.

But neither made me feel as good as Doug's email.

Dummer Images

Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
Dummer. Like nothing else. A pretty good Hummer satire. / Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Dummer. Like nothing else. (zoom)
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news + thoughts

Tree of Emotional Life

Sun 17-02-2019

One moment you're :) and the next you're :-.

Make sense of it all with my Tree of Emotional life—a hierarchical account of how we feel.

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A section of the Tree of Emotional Life.

Find and snap to colors in an image

Sat 29-12-2018

One of my color tools, the colorsnap application snaps colors in an image to a set of reference colors and reports their proportion.

Below is Times Square rendered using the colors of the MTA subway lines.


Colors used by the New York MTA subway lines.

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Times Square in New York City.
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Times Square in New York City rendered using colors of the MTA subway lines.
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Granger rainbow snapped to subway lines colors from four cities. (zoom)

Take your medicine ... now

Wed 19-12-2018

Drugs could be more effective if taken when the genetic proteins they target are most active.

Design tip: rediscover CMYK primaries.

More of my American Scientific Graphic Science designs

Ruben et al. A database of tissue-specific rhythmically expressed human genes has potential applications in circadian medicine Science Translational Medicine 10 Issue 458, eaat8806.

Predicting with confidence and tolerance

Wed 07-11-2018
I abhor averages. I like the individual case. —J.D. Brandeis.

We focus on the important distinction between confidence intervals, typically used to express uncertainty of a sampling statistic such as the mean and, prediction and tolerance intervals, used to make statements about the next value to be drawn from the population.

Confidence intervals provide coverage of a single point—the population mean—with the assurance that the probability of non-coverage is some acceptable value (e.g. 0.05). On the other hand, prediction and tolerance intervals both give information about typical values from the population and the percentage of the population expected to be in the interval. For example, a tolerance interval can be configured to tell us what fraction of sampled values (e.g. 95%) will fall into an interval some fraction of the time (e.g. 95%).

Martin Krzywinski @MKrzywinski mkweb.bcgsc.ca
Nature Methods Points of Significance column: Predicting with confidence and tolerance. (read)

Altman, N. & Krzywinski, M. (2018) Points of significance: Predicting with confidence and tolerance Nature Methods 15:843–844.

Background reading

Krzywinski, M. & Altman, N. (2013) Points of significance: Importance of being uncertain. Nature Methods 10:809–810.