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Inside every spam is a poem — that's easy. It's finding it — that's difficult.

Dark Matter of the English Language—the unwords

Words are easy, like the wind;
Faithful friends are hard to find.
—William Shakespeare

undrugs

These are names generated from a list of 24,454 drug names.

Don't forget your daily dose of flud. It might help and it definitely won't hurt.

A dash of dadtylditrol will get out any stain, physical or mental.

Word is that some of the talinatromethine might be tainted with fentencarbetosin.

These days, most prefer antipirin for mild headaches because it's easier on the stomach.

Despite what you might think from its name, you only need a little bit of gallonol to feel an effect.

I swear, it took me a week to recover from that fafvuranine my friend offered at a party.

A little bit of nexacaine on a wound and you won't feel a thing.

Foreign invaders are no match for the latest variant of badergicillin.

Rumor is that udomycin comes from fungus that grows on certain parts of cows. But really, nobody knows.

All astronauts must now take two doses of pantimaltavir as a precaution.

You can say what you want about big pharma, but imomab really works.