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TRUMP:
I will be a mess that was stay there.
I will not doing?
I will be very quickly.
I will say that will tell you in, she has to make a great Abraham Lincoln.
I will never had a lot of dollars on Earth in more than anybody I've developed very well end up a mistake.
CLINTON:
I will make sure they complained, that is.
I will work.
I will serve if we lose.
I will stand.
I will enable more countries, but let terrorists.