Trump Ipsum


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TRUMP:

I will again, it so great if they do bad.

I will happen.

I will see that you take advantage of this to give you know—Lester.

I will tell Germany, and that's going to bring $2.

I will knock out of this should have four years old, she talks in, we're losing—name is a lot of manufacturing industry.

CLINTON:

I will celebrate our allies, our country, you know, and the agreement for quite a different kinds of Vladimir Putin and aluminum.

I will come at all over there had to me just not going again.

I will be re-elected in our country he's paid federal taxes, but it to me about that our country an ambulance, monitoring the court has looked at the people who Donald.

I will be a million to make a woman reporter writing the police chiefs a silkscreen and yours would offer and he took out a country that.

I will defend.