Trump Ipsum


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TRUMP:

I will tell you really don't think maybe, I do a total lie.

I will tell you know what happened.

I will never been anybody else, they're not so horribly.

I will go higher than companies bring jobs.

I will create tremendous service and women.

CLINTON:

I will work that is a $100,000 ad in infrastructure, it would not.

I will slow down.

I will be making it is one should be asking hard questions we repeal.

I will have open borders.

I will be part of defunding Planned Parenthood.