Trump Ipsum


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TRUMP:

I will change the two weeks about how lovely everything.

I will defeat ISIS.

I will be a way, which we do is a place.

I will cost two boxes of what they're supposed to grow the inner cities better relationships were an apology.

I will release.

CLINTON:

I will do think our fight.

I will not just not add a no-fly zone could get their fair trade deals we just came out to bring them from him to put the drug companies do think that tax cuts for people who will give credit he has been debunked numerous times, the last 48 hours about what works and so—17 military, who he didn't get it, after year after Baghdadi.

I will immediately goes back two, which is so shocked when I hope the great tradition of state.

I will defend Planned Parenthood.

I will understand the entire world.