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SPIDER CATCHER
generalized email and webpage faker

Download | Perl code with modules and data files. You can get just the code or just data files. You will require String::Random and Time::HiRes modules, both available from CPAN.


RELOAD THIS PAGE TO SEE THE CATCHER WORK.

The spider catcher generates fake web pages, which based on a template, to confuse email harvesting spiders - agents which supply databases feeding spammers.

Webmasters are encouraged to make this part of their website in an effort to confuse and, I hope, ultimately reduce spider visits to your pages and the pages of others. The more realistic the fake page, the more difficult it will be for the spider to categorize it as such.

The template used for the catcher is a simple html page with some parseable keywords. The keywords are embedded in the format

#keyword(arg1,arg2,...,argN)#

The number of arguments depends on the keyword. All arguments are optional. Here are the keywords that are parsed by the catcher.

KEYWORDS

WORDS

lt a random letter
t

nu a random number
2

wd a random english word
quorum

wd(n) n random english words.
styli initials affirm aft Belgians

mv(n) markov chain paragraph with approximately n words
Each day or take a walk to the veterinarian for protection from distemper, hepatitis, leptospirosis, parvovirus, and kennel cough along with the state-mandated rabies vaccination are the beginning of a

mv(n,link:fl,name:fn) markov chain paragraph with approximately n words with links in fl (e.g. 0.02) fraction of the words and fake names in fn (e.g. 0.1) fraction of sentences.
First sign of aging is a frequent consequence of aging, as is some deterioration ofsigh, admitted Grace Q.I. Berling.

bb(n) approximately n words from a more sophisticated babel fish algorithm applied to a source file
Marketing must understand both sides of the equation, but it must also effectively communicate the details of each in order to successfully bridge the gap between the two.
bb(n,link:fl,name:fn) the babel fish algorithm yielding approximately n words with links in fl (e.g. 0.02) fraction of the words and fake names in fn (e.g. 0.1) fraction of sentences.
Are extremely busy and their lives are hectic. When they look through a newspaper, or listen to a telemarketer or sales presentation, they are not noticeable for several years.
NAMES
nfm a random first male name
Faustino

nff a random first female name
Sherice

nff a random first name
Benito

nl a random last name
Friedrich

fn a random full name
Rafael V.W. Wehrwein


EMAILS
em a random email address linked from itself
_tireless@coarse.rofulu.hm

em(link:fromhere) a random email address linked from the supplied word
fromhere

em(link:fn) a random email address linked from a random full name
Marcelle E.H. Pettigrew

em(link:wd) a random email address linked from a random word
outfit

em(link:wdc) a random email address linked from a random word, with first letter capitalized
Shrouded

LINKS
ln self-referring link to this script
/cgi-bin/spam/dbase/scalings

ln(link:fromhere) self-referring link to this script with specified link word
fromhere

OPTIONS
Most keyword values can be capitalized. Pass the options in round brackets.

Repetition
N multiple words, e.g. #wd(5)#
gout Sicilian threw sunset listings

Capitalization
c capitalize first word, eg. #wd(c)#
Distress

C capitalize whole word, eg. #wd(C)#
CUSHIONS

p punctuate multiple words. this option turns a multiple word list into a pseudo-paragraph by sentence-like punctuation. eg. #wd(30,p)#
Armer outset rude perk ejects. Way deserted desks? Goodwill assent. Madmen students shops stahl turkey greasy beagle raggedly? Wrote McGinnis aqueduct cuzco cutter archives jazz frees ellen. Joanna howled won


Company Profile

VOWS INVADE CLAIMING First sign of aging is inevitable, pet owners can delay its onset by judicious management of their pet's puppy and mature years. Annual visits to the corner and back. Other steps a pet owner can take to delay the onset of aging is a frequent consequence of aging, as is some deterioration of sight. Dogs can compensate for these conditions; partial or even total blindness may not be noticed if the dog is in familiar surroundings and has learned to adjust as his eyesight failed. Skin and coat change, too, as the skin loses pliability and the product, ideas, & services side of the equation, but it must also effectively communicate the details of each in order to create value or satisfy wants and needs. ...more

This definition, i hope it is clear to you that successful marketing creates value for two or more parties so that each is satisfied. The definition goes much deeper than simply selling something to somebody. Satisfaction of both parties is an implicit aspect in the home. Extremes in temperature and changes in surroundings affect aging and old dogs generally like to play with a favorite toy for a few minutes each day or take a walk to the veterinarian for protection from distemper, hepatitis, leptospirosis, parvovirus, and kennel cough along with the state-mandated rabies vaccination are the beginning of a good health program.


New Refine Opened by Reita O.R. Prevette!

    Can delay its onset by judicious management of their pet's puppy and mature Annual visits to the veterinarian for protection from distemper, hepatitis, leptospirosis, parvovirus, and kennel cough along with the state-mandated rabies vaccination are the beginning of a good health Annual heartworm and intestinal parasite checks should be next on the list, followed by control of external parasites on the phone, tell them upfront what you have
    - Louis K.R. Deaguero (email)

Employees Want Danger, says Corazon

    Shaunda seen with Florentino! Or take a walk to the corner and Other steps a pet owner can take to delay the onset of aging in their dogs include cleaning his teeth to prevent gum disease; grooming him to keep his skin and coat healthy and to discover any problems such as dry skin, thin or brittle coat, thin coat, body odor, or sore spots; and checking his ears for odor or gunk
    - Dirk F.U. Roderiques (email)


New Board Formed!
    Satisfy wants and From this definition, I hope it is clear to you that successful marketing creates value for two or more parties so that each is The definition goes much deeper than simply selling something to Satisfaction of both parties is an implicit aspect in the

CFO Elected!
    The board met to elect the CFO, Marla T.C. Devendorf. Newspaper, or listen to a telemarketer or sales presentation, they are looking and listening for only one If they don't see or hear what's in it for them within 15 seconds, they will not They are not going to dig through your sales letter, put it in your headline at the top of your Yes, sales letters should have a headline It's vital to ensure that what you have for If you are talking to them in-person or on the pet and in the mouth or on or under the skin, and infestations of intestinal parasite checks should be next on the phone, tell them in your headline at the top of the If you don't tell them immediately and upfront what you have anything of interest in the exchange Marketing must understand both sides of the equation, but it must also effectively communicate the details of each in order to successfully bridge Finally Malcom E.M. Mota was elected. You can reach the CFO here.


Strike Averted! More Detector Helped.

Thanks to all those who helped: Ross A.E. Zanni, Maryanne U.F. Macall, Iona A.T. Crehan, Lorri Y.I. Fielding, Cammie T.N. Mwakitwile, Jerrell O.B. Shockency, Laurene J.M. Moening, Elbert R.G. Schamberger, Will S.S. Belshaw, Carey N.A. Evanko, Lonnie S.P. Schamberger, Kiersten Y.H. Kanta, Dominick N.J. Derocco, Grover T.U. Creggett, Bertram R.G. Chittam!

The following are on the black-list: Michel T.R. Bernat, Merrilee Z.Z. Francke, Jame X.O. Aran, Erik J.I. Gallogly, Stacee R.N. Taylan, Darrick G.V. Polasek, Kurtis Z.X. Sparrow, Heidi T.X. Starcevic, Heike V.G. Winkey, Velvet O.Y. Wojenski, Kenny K.Y. Ring, Charlene P.Y. Morvillo, Micheal E.T. Brierly.


Company Directory

Vilely
    herman | boring | crepe | harass | irvine | strove

Rehearse
    shortest | probates | bob | lemmas | Arequipa | gears | caved | breezy | stager | whisking | larva

Device
    reward | lamar | Heathkit | envelope | coarsely | yelled | branches | hereof | lyrics | yanks | rivalled

Customer Relations

Jordan D.O. Rogol appointed to head department - expert in kiosk

Lose their efficiency, and the Product, Ideas, & Services side of the equation and the immune system is less able to fight off attacks by bacteria and Bladder control may be happy being pampered, but she will live longer if she slims down and takes a hike now and Even old dogs to some Stony doesn't want to sit on the rug, not the tile He has a bit of trouble getting up after his nap, and is stiff-legged for a few hours now and Hearing loss is a general decrease in size andfunctio, admitted An Y.Q. Furlough. - Ryann F.W. Keelin (email)


Employee Spotlight

Carter Q.H. Metallo
_knave@.tafepa.au
tel: (611)486-3483
fax: (458)248-5760
Guess. Although aging is inevitable, pet owners can delay its onset by judicious management of their pet's puppy and mature Annual visits to the veterinarian for protection from distemper, hepatitis, leptospirosis, parvovirus, and kennel cough along with the state-mandated rabies vaccination are the beginning of a good health Annual heartworm and intestinal parasite may
Supervisor: Percy M.E. Ekstein mapuqec@hush.mapone.tw
Louie B.Q. Milare
_leftists@user.depema.pk
tel: (001)295-6849
fax: (588)259-1530
To them in-person or on the phone, tell them upfront what you have for You see, even a face-to-face or phone contact should have a headline It's vital to ensure that what you have anything of interest for If you don't tell them in your headline at the top of your
Supervisor: Enoch P.M. Checa chaining_@factious.semode.bs
Regan F.Y. Lominack
_bootable@flattery.mateno.in
tel: (563)520-3237
fax: (552)086-1200
Find out if you have anything of interest in the mouth or on the phone, tell them upfront what you have for them, and what they want are both the Needs & Wants side of the equation and the capacity of the equation and the capacity of the Not only must marketing fully understand both sides of the oil-producing sebaceous glands
Supervisor: Gertrudis A.C. Pozzi simply_@turgid.porifi.bb
Partial Phone List

Switchboard (773) 879-5365

President
Elfrieda O.Q. Nobis X 02307
Vice-President, Marketing
Amos U.Z. Zeitz X 38887
Vice-President, Operations
Ross H.C. Gillian X 07322
Vice-President, Sales
Clarita H.M. Hasberry X 10219
CEO
Myles O.E. Bartolome X 99297
COO
Lena R.V. Chapnick X 94542
CFO
Marva R.L. Whippie X 95118
Board
Kasey L.Z. Matras X 26945
Sherly T.K. Randahl X 80135
Crystle J.K. Smiley X 65669
Odis X.C. Lenk X 97865

Wanderer Team
Loan Z.P. Acevado X 65940
Jackie W.A. Bivin X 79273
Todd A.T. Shoji X 74673
Jody C.V. Dismuke X 46647
Dusti W.K. Volk X 11508
Bobby Y.Y. Sleigh X 89554
Keitha H.F. Besco X 33963
Myth Team
Rosalina M.N. Bretana X 56385
Otha K.O. Huminski X 89182
Gil F.G. Iwasko X 18093
Joannie V.V. Laesser X 42786
Dixie L.G. Ruwet X 95748
Jessica N.K. Golladay X 32273
Steven I.P. Miyares X 39093
Breathed Team
Antone W.X. Nassimi X 51524
Lorelei L.W. Bocchieri X 30851
Gregory Q.D. Koistinen X 27622
Sung W.F. Ruther X 15893
Shayne N.X. Soltero X 39351
Jesusa G.J. Eischeid X 32548
Claud O.Y. Delmoral X 60022
Raul W.H. Carnrike X 78731
Fittings Team
Eloy U.Y. Janikowski X 45298
Johnathan P.W. Poley X 64246
Oswaldo N.L. Mcinturf X 57646
Jacinta A.P. Ghramm X 80983
Alden K.J. Fietsam X 74010
Stacy L.D. Ultreras X 09123
Stars Team
Maisie H.O. Matras X 40219
Francesco T.K. Rodgers X 88165
Dorian N.L. Bardsley X 82818
Jacquline T.N. Dickie X 40622
Indira A.C. Winer X 93940
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