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SPIDER CATCHER
generalized email and webpage faker

Download | Perl code with modules and data files. You can get just the code or just data files. You will require String::Random and Time::HiRes modules, both available from CPAN.


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The spider catcher generates fake web pages, which based on a template, to confuse email harvesting spiders - agents which supply databases feeding spammers.

Webmasters are encouraged to make this part of their website in an effort to confuse and, I hope, ultimately reduce spider visits to your pages and the pages of others. The more realistic the fake page, the more difficult it will be for the spider to categorize it as such.

The template used for the catcher is a simple html page with some parseable keywords. The keywords are embedded in the format

#keyword(arg1,arg2,...,argN)#

The number of arguments depends on the keyword. All arguments are optional. Here are the keywords that are parsed by the catcher.

KEYWORDS

WORDS

lt a random letter
x

nu a random number
9

wd a random english word
aeneas

wd(n) n random english words.
nest volcanos rastus beaching neckline

mv(n) markov chain paragraph with approximately n words
Or brittle coat, thin coat, body odor, or sore spots; and checking his ears for odor or gunk produced by infecting

mv(n,link:fl,name:fn) markov chain paragraph with approximately n words with links in fl (e.g. 0.02) fraction of the words and fake names in fn (e.g. 0.1) fraction of sentences.
Hepatitis, leptospirosis, parvovirus, and kennel cough along with the state-mandated rabies vaccination are the beginning of a good healthprogra, observed Jeffery T.N. Janiak.

bb(n) approximately n words from a more sophisticated babel fish algorithm applied to a source file
Marketing must understand both the same. If what you have for them within 15 seconds, they will not respond.
bb(n,link:fl,name:fn) the babel fish algorithm yielding approximately n words with links in fl (e.g. 0.02) fraction of the words and fake names in fn (e.g. 0.1) fraction of sentences.
Are looking and listening for only one thing. If they don't see or hear what's in it for them within 15 seconds, they will not respond.
NAMES
nfm a random first male name
John

nff a random first female name
Lurlene

nff a random first name
Damaris

nl a random last name
Lagasse

fn a random full name
Darby J.H. Manring


EMAILS
em a random email address linked from itself
rameviq@math.somema.ee

em(link:fromhere) a random email address linked from the supplied word
fromhere

em(link:fn) a random email address linked from a random full name
Frank N.H. Squibb

em(link:wd) a random email address linked from a random word
atrocity

em(link:wdc) a random email address linked from a random word, with first letter capitalized
Accessed

LINKS
ln self-referring link to this script
/cgi-bin/spam/dbase/gordon

ln(link:fromhere) self-referring link to this script with specified link word
fromhere

OPTIONS
Most keyword values can be capitalized. Pass the options in round brackets.

Repetition
N multiple words, e.g. #wd(5)#
dinghy vienna watch bill habitual

Capitalization
c capitalize first word, eg. #wd(c)#
Acumen

C capitalize whole word, eg. #wd(C)#
SILT

p punctuate multiple words. this option turns a multiple word list into a pseudo-paragraph by sentence-like punctuation. eg. #wd(30,p)#
Envoys tasked geneva dismal. Jigs leone spilling. Idiot. Butyl swiss reese messiahs. Bundoora cuffs fuse barriers. Tenure belong crocus neckline natal. Buck acres beefy. Fifteens. Stint forklift quickest lodgings flatus.


Company Profile

FIREBOAT STRIVE ENTITY Are looking and listening for only one thing. If they don't see or hear what's in it for them in seconds. If you are talking to them in-person or on the deck in the mouth or on the pet and in the goings on in the height of summer or the depth of winter any more, and he is careful to lie on the list, followed by control of external parasites on the rug, not the tile floor. He has a bit of trouble getting up after his nap, and is stiff-legged for a few hours now and then. Hearing loss is a frequent consequence of aging, as is some deterioration of sight. ...more

Can compensate for these conditions; partial or even total blindness may not be noticed if the dog in good shape. A fat, couch potato dog may be happy being pampered, but she will live longer if she slims down and takes a hike now and then. Even old dogs to some degree. Stony doesn't want to sit on the list, followed by control of external parasites on the deck in the mouth or on the list, followed by control of external parasites on the pet and in the home. Extremes in temperature and changes in surroundings affect aging and old dogs generally like to play with a favorite toy for a few minutes each day or take a walk to the corner and back.


New Paw Opened by Lawerence A.J. Boepple!

    And in the mouth or on the list, followed by control of external parasites on the deck in the Extremes in temperature and changes in surroundings affect aging and old dogs to some Stony doesn't want to sit on the pet and in the Extremes in temperature and changes in surroundings affect aging and old dogs to some
    - Malorie G.J. Metallo (email)

Employees Want Lossy, says Jannette

    Rosana seen with Terence! And more soundly, a waning of enthusiasm for long walks and games of catch, and a loss of interest in the exchange Marketing must understand both the Needs & Wants side of the Not only must marketing fully understand both the If what you have anything of interest in the height of summer or the depth of winter any more, and he is careful to lie on
    - Hertha J.Q. Suozzo (email)


New Board Formed!
    Owners can delay its onset by judicious management of their pet's puppy and mature Annual visits to the corner and Other steps a pet owner can take to delay the onset of aging is a general decrease in size and

CFO Elected!
    The board met to elect the CFO, Mary B.U. Kisielewski. At birth, but its manifestations are not going to dig through your sales letter, or your ad, or your ad, or your ad, or your ad, or your ad, or your ad, or your verbal presentation to find out if you have for them within 15 seconds, they will not They are not noticeable for several The first sign of aging in their dogs include cleaning his teeth to prevent gum disease; grooming him to keep his skin and coat healthy and to discover any problems such as dry skin, thin or brittle coat, thin coat, body odor, or sore spots; and checking his ears for odor or gunk produced by infecting Aging begins at birth, but its manifestations are not going to dig through your sales letter, or your verbal presentation to find out if you have for them, you will have lost them in Finally Rosalie M.T. Huguet was elected. You can reach the CFO here.


Strike Averted! More Chuck Helped.

Thanks to all those who helped: Kendrick X.W. Laitinen, Rusty C.I. Risper, Ward C.B. Savidge, Evelin Y.B. Gimse, Alicia J.H. Hunsperger, Monica R.I. Guerreiro, Dominique Q.G. Graceffo, Ardith C.A. Bussing, Christopher P.C. Dallaire, Mimi A.L. Leimberger, Hazel W.O. Schemonia, Johnathon L.E. Niesent, Maranda S.I. Rajk, Clementina O.I. Flota, Jonas I.B. Strini!

The following are on the black-list: Leonardo G.Y. Mccubbins, Sibyl L.R. Hadnott, Leonie A.C. Clickner, Lamont C.N. Eifler, Sharie Q.D. Kmiec, Lupe W.K. Hickmon, Donny Y.K. Pfleuger, Muoi O.A. Larabel, Gabriel Y.N. Debrito, Larry R.W. Declerk, Bryce U.I. Updyke, Leann A.U. Toenges, Curt B.Z. Duhamel.


Company Directory

Low
    irrigate | builders | liners | shuttled | pluses | handle

Irishman
    obeyed | welles | uncle | medals | selma | coattail | rabbit | unsteady | sixtieth | untagged | gipsy

Times
    animal | checkout | shuttles | salter | diabetic | colorful | Cadillac | parks | wrings | spooning | tooler

Customer Relations

Francis Y.H. Hoerner appointed to head department - expert in colony

Gap between the People are extremely busy and their lives arehecti, remarks Kisha V.B. Scheuers. When they look through a newspaper, or listen to a telemarketer or sales presentation, they are looking and listening for only one If they don't see or hear what's in it for them in If you are writing a sales letter, put it in your headline at the top of the equation and the Product, Ideas, & Services side of the Not only must marketing fully understand both sides of the equation, but it must also effectively communicate the details of each in order to create value or satisfy wants and From this definition, I hope it is clear to you that successful marketing creates value for two or more parties so that each is The definition goes much deeper than simply selling something to Satisfaction of both parties is an implicit aspect in the mouth or on the rug, not the tile He has a bit of trouble getting up after his nap, and is stiff-legged for a few hours now and Hearing loss is a frequent consequence of aging, as is some deterioration of Dogs can compensate for these conditions; partial or even total blindness may not be noticed if the dog is in familiar surroundings - Marcos G.Q. Toya (email)


Employee Spotlight

Minerva V.P. Palmese
nusejav@bellboys.tutosi.cx
tel: (030)193-5248
fax: (470)325-0457
Generic or cheap dog Exercise is also of critical importance in keeping the dog in good A fat, couch potato dog may be affected, and muscles decrease in size and
Supervisor: Liliana X.Q. Markland _disdains@soups.lopopi.tm
Bertram Q.G. Shybut
_facial@cheering.losemu.tw
tel: (523)323-5865
fax: (512)193-2101
Both sides of the Not only must marketing fully understand both sides of the oil-producing sebaceous glands Wounds heal more slowly, allergies often worsen, non-malignant tumors may appear in the mouth or on or under the skin, and infestations of intestinal parasite may As aging advances, heart, liver, and kidneys lose their efficiency, and the Product, Ideas, & Services side of the equation, but it must also
Supervisor: Ollie S.N. Elem _iris@although.pidedu.bm
Raye C.J. Campagnini
suburb_@bisect.ramumi.tp
tel: (245)179-8494
fax: (170)830-3527
Be noticed if the dog is in familiar surroundings and has learned to adjust as his eyesight Skin and coat healthy and to discover any problems such as dry skin, thin or brittle coat, thin coat, body odor, or sore spots; and checking his ears for odor or gunk produced by infecting
Supervisor: Necole I.U. Dayan fimehic@deceiver.norusu.gm
Partial Phone List

Switchboard (157) 411-2846

President
Tyson G.S. Natera X 27647
Vice-President, Marketing
Orlando S.P. Bruce X 70795
Vice-President, Operations
Lavone R.H. Maire X 98080
Vice-President, Sales
Nickolas G.K. Borda X 70194
CEO
Vanda S.C. Defaria X 46748
COO
Aiko Q.Z. Dorph X 85519
CFO
Lavern K.O. Blowers X 97577
Board
Lucretia X.S. Bowling X 31626
Dave E.G. Roscow X 96571
Richard A.T. Blaire X 70528
Tamala P.V. Popescu X 38697

Yeager Team
Jules Y.X. Obert X 58968
Marty O.B. Jinright X 71953
Patrica W.I. Prevette X 18483
Eli L.H. Burruel X 29130
Elouise O.C. Jarrel X 81692
Dennise Q.O. Matczak X 77897
Errol X.M. Grubman X 96452
Dianne Team
Hai B.G. Gord X 63963
Virginia J.J. Muldoon X 12045
Brock G.Q. Paltanavage X 09113
Alton M.M. Resue X 09396
Vera X.K. Randahl X 40930
Devorah J.H. Teal X 07717
Karen N.K. Neville X 46727
Covets Team
Warner O.O. Lehnertz X 51383
Adeline O.J. Azoulay X 46371
Epifania N.N. Berzunza X 67453
Luanne B.X. Olmedo X 55337
Delois C.G. Tooker X 29293
Wilber P.E. Ultreras X 95934
Nicolas F.P. Younghans X 51726
Mervin Q.S. Steffan X 29201
Tantalus Team
Rachell H.X. Wanker X 42317
Marlon L.U. Stockton X 90519
Samella K.Q. Breihan X 65281
Warren R.A. Heyveld X 66472
Adrienne K.S. Desaulniers X 64216
Evette I.A. Malecha X 58684
Penny Team
Josef G.H. Garnica X 74376
Jefferey B.I. Bularz X 68586
Mellie N.S. Fortis X 38927
Antione M.M. Eanes X 06346
Adelina B.M. Sligh X 37421
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